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It's a very old joke told exceptionally well by someone who understood (correctly) that the joke was always secretly a horror story.
Know the lore and there's plenty to chew on. Don't, and you'll spend the best part of two hours watching a man being let down by...
It's fine, I suppose, but I don't understand why everyone's acting like it's the greatest thing since sliced bread when it's really more like adequately buttered...
"Bring Her Back" is like a horror film that's been assembled from really good individual scenes without anyone checking whether they actually fit together into a...
Still better than most horror sequels, mind you. But that's like being the tallest person in a room full of sitting people - technically accurate, but...
It's not terrible, exactly. It's just... eh.
David F. Sandberg's time-loop horror clusterfuck is like watching someone play Russian Roulette with a Rubik's Cube whilst being chased by a photocopier that's achieved sentience...
Yes, the lead actress is good. Yes, kids might enjoy it. Yes, someone on the production team probably had the best of intentions. But intent doesn’t...
Final Destination: Bloodlines isn’t bad. It's just missing the atmosphere—the creeping, skin-prickling feeling that you’re being watched by something inescapeable.
Yes, there are some solid gothic visuals. Yes, Willem Dafoe is fun. But those things don’t make up for a film that’s so self-indulgent that it...
