David F. Sandberg's time-loop horror clusterfuck is like watching someone play Russian Roulette with a Rubik's Cube whilst being chased by a photocopier that's achieved sentience...
Yes, the lead actress is good. Yes, kids might enjoy it. Yes, someone on the production team probably had the best of intentions. But intent doesn’t...
Final Destination: Bloodlines isn’t bad. It's just missing the atmosphere—the creeping, skin-prickling feeling that you’re being watched by something inescapeable.